The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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