should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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