so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
