am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
we should paint friendship bongs
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