Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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