dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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