why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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