Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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