The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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