Can Purell be used as lube?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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