Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi