if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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