He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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