My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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