Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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