every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Pants are for mortals
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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