Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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