This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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