we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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