I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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