And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
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Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
please don't ironically join a cult
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