i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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