just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I think pants incapable of making pants work
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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