Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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