It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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