This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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