conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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