Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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