am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
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