your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Two words: blizzard sex
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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