I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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