Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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