Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
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Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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