She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
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Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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