He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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