They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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