White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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