It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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