another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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