i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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