im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
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A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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