I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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