Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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