THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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