I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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