is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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