that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
