I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Randomize
