does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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