She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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