he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.