Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?