Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?