What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
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So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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