is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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