Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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