I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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