Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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